Here is Reese Witherspoon at the UK premiere of Water For Elephants. You’ll notice a stark lack of Robert Pattinson who naturally, was also in attendance. Granted, he is a big name celebrity who also co-stars in the film so I’d probably be directed to throw in a few shots of the two of them together, but I’m running the show right now and I say Sparkledouche is out. I’ll probably end up having to put together a gallery of Snooki’s taint or worse, extreme close-ups of Khloe Kardashian’s face (Is there a difference? *zing!*) as punishment, but remember that I did this for you!












Photo: Getty, Splash News

Here is Reese Witherspoon at the UK premiere of Water For Elephants. You’ll notice a stark lack of Robert Pattinson who naturally, was also in attendance. Granted, he is a big name celebrity who also co-stars in the film so I’d probably be directed to throw in a few shots of the two of them together, but I’m running the show right now and I say Sparkledouche is out. I’ll probably end up having to put together a gallery of Snooki’s taint or worse, extreme close-ups of Khloe Kardashian’s face (Is there a difference? *zing!*) as punishment, but remember that I did this for you!












Photo: Getty, Splash News

Here is Reese Witherspoon at the UK premiere of Water For Elephants. You’ll notice a stark lack of Robert Pattinson who naturally, was also in attendance. Granted, he is a big name celebrity who also co-stars in the film so I’d probably be directed to throw in a few shots of the two of them together, but I’m running the show right now and I say Sparkledouche is out. I’ll probably end up having to put together a gallery of Snooki’s taint or worse, extreme close-ups of Khloe Kardashian’s face (Is there a difference? *zing!*) as punishment, but remember that I did this for you!












Photo: Getty, Splash News